Friday, June 25, 2010

Payback

Redd is the oldest child in his family. As everyone knows, the oldest child receives certain perks based solely on the fact that they are bigger, older and stronger (I should know, I'm one of the unfortunate youngest). One of these perks being that they can tease their younger siblings mercilessly without fearing true retribution. 

I've often heard Redd's younger brothers complain of the days when Redd would sit on them and spit a slow string of saliva down toward their faces. Of course, he slurped it back up a few times before inevitably letting it land between their eyes. I remember this trick well because I too have an older brother (who also played tricks like the famous "typewritter" where he would sit on my chest and use my forehead as the keys and my temples as the dingy thing all while telling me to "nametencandybars, nametencandybars"). Did this happen to you? 

I digress...
 
Reece, Kellan, I would like you to know, it's payback time...




You can thank Easton later.

1 comment:

  1. I'm sorry honey. It appears mothers do not have eyes in back of their head. Shame on you Russ.

    Congratulations on your initiation Redd!

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