He's completely average in weight and length, but above average in head size.
- Look at the size of that boy's head.
- Shhh!
- I'm not kidding, it's like an orange on a toothpick.
- Shhh, you're going to give the boy a complex.
- Well, that's a huge noggin. That's a virtual planetoid.
- Shh!
- Has it's own weather system.
- Shh, shh, shhh!
- Head! Move! I'm not kidding, that boy's head is like Sputnik; spherical but quite pointy at parts. Now that was offside, wasn't it? He'll be crying himself to sleep tonight, on his huge pillow.
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